"So here's how you do it. You make a little scale model of the twin towers, and you put it under a box, propped open with a stick. This will prove irresistible for terrists. Thing is, there is a rope tied to the stick, and you're holding the rope! When bin Laden comes, just yank and you got him in the box! It's that easy! Now you know the plan, Mac!" --Note passed to McCain by George W. Bush during last meeting.
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