Some guy to some other guy in Half Price Books:
How come if we came from apes there are still apes? If we evolved from apes, there shouldn't be any apes left over. Are we gonna put an ape into the zoo and come back the next morning and find a person screaming 'Let me out!' I heard this comedian say that the other night and I just thought it was hilarious.
Well, there's the problem with them evilutionists. They're missing all that awesome creationist stand up.